Fliers from my apartment community -- fail.

Let's not focus on the fact that my apartment community still communicates via paper fliers shoved under my door -- sooo 1985.

Let's, instead, focus on the fact that they need a proofreader, editor or simply someone who cares like I need my daily grande soy no-water Chai.

Exhibit A: What does "Before leaving out..." mean?


Exhibit B: "Your generosity was AMIABLE and outstanding"? Someone was Thesaurus-happy. Don't get me started on "Due to the response..."


Exhibit C: What are RESIDENTS5?